Old Man Space Ranger

Everyone knows you go to Noah Newton’s TV repair shop if you want a fair deal from an honest businessman.

Apparently “everyone” extends across the galaxy, because when the illustrious galactic Space Rangers need a new recruit that can’t be corrupted, Noah is at the top of their list.

But one big problem: Noah is no spring chicken and in no shape to lead a life of adventure amongst the stars battling aliens, bandits, rebels, evil mega-corporations, and unspeakable celestial horrors.

Should Noah take the offer? Would you take the offer?