Learn to Cook (Single Wide Female: The Bucket List #3)

Oh, it's such a cliche - Italian chef seduces a pupil at his top class cooking school, reducing her to a quivering jelly and releasing her inner sexual goddess.
Just show me how to boil spaghetti, why don't ya? You would think that by the age of thirty-two I'd be able to even do just that in the kitchen, but to my eternal shame, the only thing I can do is open takeaway cartons.
So, I signed up for a cooking class, and there was this Italian guy, and he was talking about quivering and goddesses and things like that...
I wonder how you boil spaghetti?