Go Skinny Dipping (Single Wide Female: The Bucket List #6)

Not a chance - no way, nada. Under no circumstances am I going skinny dipping. Some things should never be seen in public.
But then that Inner Voice starts nagging about "what's the point of a bucket list if it doesn't involve risk?" Well, excuse me Inner-Voice, I'm quite aware of that, but it's not you that has to live with the consequences. Oh, the shame, the embarrassment...
And what if someone mis-identifies me and I get harpooned. You won't be feeling so clever then, will you, Inner Voice? I've just told you - we're not doing it and that's it. I am strong-willed, and you can't make me, Inner Voice. Just stop and...
I think me and Inner Voice need to have a little talk.