The Drunken Weed (The Irrelevant One Saga #1)

A romp across the multiverse. The Drunken Weed, a Mesopotamian Goddess and her brother-in-law, the Irrelevant One, a male English Call Centre employee flee through time and space after she fails an assignment to assassinate him. Pursued by her uncle, the Raging Storm they visit an alternative Mexico where they escape her being sacrificed by an Aztec god, a neanderthal camp and a future Mars colony among other places. On route, they have two children and he collects a second wife.