Goblin Peon No. 49: A LitRPG Adventure (Glitchwalker Book 1)

Then his script glitches. He gets a character class, attributes, a user interface—and even a “Rook."

Stalked by the godlike System and guided (sort of) by a giant rat who talks like a corrupted tutorial prompt, Rook stumbles into a quest that could change recover three memory shards with the power to turn an NPC into a player character.

Unfortunately, this dungeon isn’t especially supportive of personal growth. Along the way, Rook will encounter goblin-sized blenders, malevolent (and chatty) ancient artifacts, demons repurposed as transportation hubs, hallucinatory giant mushrooms, and trolls with a very specific skincare routine.

If Rook wins, he’ll become a player character in a world designed to kill him. If he loses… well, the dungeon has plenty of uses for spare goblin parts.

Goblin Peon No. 49 is a LitRPG for listeners who like their dungeons bloody, weird, and funny.

Contains violence, rude language, existential angst.