BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered The Multiversal Monopoly (BuyMort – The Shopocalypse Saga (Complete Series) Book 5)

With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?

From the elastic supply of the Church’s Inquisition auditing Silken Sands, to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In " Closing Time," the end isn’t nigh—it’s been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score, because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.59900 morties, 4.7 stars

BuyMort - GrandOpening

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life, coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism and LOTS of profanity.

This MC is unlike others you may have read before. He starts as a Slacker, Pacifist, Human Pinata type who reluctantly is drawn into saving the people around him and fighting against the machine. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single POV and has no harem elements.