騎士基本理論 (吾命騎士, #1)

这句话在我骑士生涯中至少说过上百万次。
但我这辈子最大的期望就是能在全大陆面前大吼：
「去你妈的『全大陆都知道』，我这个太阳骑士就是不爽笑！」
我就是不想原谅那些人渣！我就是想说每一句话的时候都带『X』字！」
可惜，到目前为止，我还是带着笑容继续在说：「仁慈的光明神会原谅你的罪恶的。」。

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I am a knight. To be precise, I am the Church of the God of Light’s Sun Knight.

The Church of the God of Light worships and serves the God of Light, and theirs is one of the three largest religions on this continent.

As the whole continent knows, the Church of the God of Light has the Twelve Holy Knights, and each one has his own unique personality and features.

To be the Sun Knight is to have shining golden hair, sky blue eyes, a compassionate nature, and a brilliant smile.

“The benevolent God of Light will forgive your sins.”

I must have said that line at least a million times in my time as the Sun Knight.

However, the greatest wish in my life is to be able to stand before the entire continent and roar, “Damn your ‘the whole continent knows’! This Sun Knight just doesn’t feel like smiling! I just don’t want to forgive these human trashes! I just want to pepper my sentences with ‘f***’!”

Unfortunately, even to this day, I continue to wear a smile as I say, “The benevolent God of Light will forgive your sins.”