Divine and Dateless: A Hilarious and Steamy Paranormal Romance!

Fallen Angel Ash MacLeod has to be a good girl if she wants to trade up her dump in purgatory for a high-rise in heaven. If only she wasn't tempted by a sexy grim reaper in tight denim. 

Five Reasons Why Purgatory Sucks:

1. I can't unsee my grandpa in that leather thong. 

2. PMS is just as miserable when you're dead. 

3. My dating options have been reduced to a hydrophobic grim reaper with an aversion to commitment, a guy with a hammer stuck in his cranium, and a sadistic drill sergeant with a big whistle and an even bigger ego. 

4. Demons want to burn my eyes out. 

5. I left my vibrator back on earth.

PRAISE (or not) FOR DIVINE AND DATELESS

"Warning! Tears of laughter is expected."

"This is a trashy book laced with sex scenes."

"The author is either very h*rny or hungry."

"For those who watched the food poisoning scene in the movie Bridesmaids and didn't think it was laugh out loud hilarious, this is not your book. For the rest of you, this is a great romp (and no, the book is not consumed with only scatological humor -- it's rich in all kinds.)"

"Divine and Dateless is a well crafted, well edited, wonderfully imaginative, fast-paced, full-length standalone supernatural tale filled to the brim with spellbinding fantasy, laugh-out-loud humor, outrageously hilarious characters, a wonderfully unique story arc and sweet, heavenly romance."

 **Winner of the 2015 eFestival of Words Best Romance**

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