This is a heavily rewritten version as of 08/21/2019, taking into account a lot of feedback from fans. Enjoy!
Hey dude, it’s me, Eddie. You’re not gonna believe me, but I gotta tell you all kinds of crazy things...
I was scraping by in dinner was regularly Taco Bell salsa packets, my love life consisted of freeze framing Scarlett Johansson action scenes, and my only hobby was drawing until my fingers bled.
All that changed when I got my big break, an interview with the editor of the largest comics company in the world! But what I found there was a lot more than a job—a hell of a lot more! Let me tell you the whole story...
This book contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this book is a friggin’ flame thrower.
